Hello Key Biscayne!
Have you been late somewhere this week? School’s back in session and so is the traffic. Not to worry, though, as traffic doesn’t affect delivery of the Rag.
Paint it blue
You know we love the Beach Club around here, so here’s an update: recently the club’s gotten a bit of a refresh, with a new coat of paint, a cheery accent color, and new umbrellas and beach chairs. The kitchen is also being renovated to make way for a new food vendor.
You still can't play shuffleboard
In the news
Piddle PADL More than a year in the making, a couple of key rats have finally gotten their paddleboard rental kiosks up and running. The idea, which was almost sidelined when a jealous kiteboarder complained, works much like a bike rental, so now you can go to the beach park and unlock a paddleboard with your phone. At $20/hour it’s a pretty good deal, especially if you end up stealing it when you’re done 🏄🏽♀️
Steaming pile of seaweed Oh, hey, Crandon Park beaches are dirty again. At least they’re in good company. 💩
Book ‘im Last week’s shooter was arrested 🚔
Rough draft There’s been some movement on the 2020 budget, but nothing’s set in stone 💸
Is the Oasis window open yet?
- Today 8/22
- 💬 The mayor welcomes your bitching (Village Hall)
- Tomorrow 8/23
- 🍹 Yuppies by the sea happy hour (Biscayne Nature Center)
Last Week's Sales
|Casa del Mar 10C||1875||2/2||'15 $1.24m||$1.205m|
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