Hello Key Biscayne!
A very happy 2020 to you as you wake up twenty pounds heavier than last month, with a lingering headache. If you’re feeling a bit spent, a walk over to the rec center to pick up a gym membership is a good way to clear your conscious. Don’t worry about filling it out, though; it’s the thought that counts. 😉
A cloudy day at Crandon a long time ago.
New year, same news
Bigger boat An absolutely massive 12ft (3.5m) great white shark was tracked in the finger channels just south of the Key on December 23rd. The shark, which began its trek from Nova Scotia in October, was most likely just passing through on its way further south, so please don’t call the Village next time you see a ripple in the water. 🦈
A for effort Miami once again hit the average high temperature record in 2019, tying it with 2015 and 2017. Not only that, but Virginia Key had six months of record setting high tides. For 2020 we’re going to see if we can waste as much energy as possible and break that record, because no one likes a tie. 🥵
Fir it up You’re going to have to hold on to that Christmas tree for a bit longer, as bulk trash collection doesn’t start for ten days. If it’s like last year, streetside building residents can also leave their trees on the curb. If you’re in a hurry you could always light it on fire for a spectacular show, but ideally you don’t do this inside your house. 🔥
- Saturday 01/05
- 🤴🏿🤴🏻🤴🏼 It's not over. (Civic Park)
Last Week's Sales
|KC II||1546||2/2||'86 $175k||$780k|
|Towers A602||1782||2/2||'18 $1.15m||$1.55m|
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