Hello Key Biscayne!
A rather quiet week on the island for most of us, except maybe some aspiring politicos and a little dog.
No jokes today. We're taking it easy.
Anywho, let’s get going.
Light and fluffy
Little nibble A dog went swimming on Virginia Key and was bit by a shark. At first it sounds a bit surprising but you gotta think that a small dog floating by, partially submerged, is like a chicken wing buffet for a shark. Anywho, the dog made it home alive. 🍗
Stop the steal If you find yourself longing to relive the 2020 election, be it the national one, or more importantly the one here on the island, then this is the story for you.
Key Colony is having their big election soon and they’re keeping 2020 going into the new year: there’s familiar faces, there’s allegations of conspiracy, and their legal counsel became ensnared in the whole thing and resigned.
From the peanut gallery
Regarding roundabouts or whatever you wanna call ’em:
Please explain to the ladies driving their Range Rovers while talking on their phones how a roundabout works. They seem to think they have the right of way no matter what. Just sayin’…
Fine whines of KB
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the reasons.
Seen a humorous chat message somewhere? Send your fine whine to email@example.com.
- Saturday 2/13
- 🧼 Sexy churchgoers wash your car (Crossbridge Church)
Last week's sales
|CC East 1209||1260||2/2||'12 $740k||$910k|
|KC II 600/602||3000||3/3.5||'14 $2.05m||$2m|
|KC IV 478||1820||2/2||'03 $405k||$930k|
|KC IV 345||1790||2/2||'15 $925k||$825k|
|KC III 433||3093||4/4||'00 $305k||$1.415m|
|KC I 1032||1089||1/1.5||'19 $555k||$639k|
|Cay Polynesia 101||890||2/2||'04 $365k||$371k|
|KC III 304||1532||2/2||'03 $460k||$620k|
|KC IV 437||1830||2/2||'15 $640k||$855k|
|Casa del Mar 14C||1875||2/2||'02 $487k||$1.255m|
|120 Cape FL Dr||5165||5/5||'76 $148k||$6.824m|
|Sands 4A||1772||3/2||'15 $1.65m||$1.85m|
Wait, that's it?
It’s a small town, what’re you gonna do? 🤷♀️
Slip slidin' away
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