Hello Key Biscayne!
No, really, we can’t make up the news so this issue is extra slim. Once school starts things should pick up a bit.
Finally got on the list for the underground raves at the Beach Club.
Please don’t send us your jokes about whichever news org. you think makes up the news; send them to that person in your family who has to pretend you’re funny instead.
There’s another picture at the bottom. Let’s go.
Follow up news
We good Are you still worried about buildings collapsing or have you moved on to worrying about whatever the hot thing is to worry about today?
Good news either way: the Village has finished its audit of buildings on the island, and they’re officially not worried about the imminent collapse of any of them. 👷♀️
Wide view What used to be called the Key Biscayne 2040 Vision Plan, is now just called the Vision Plan, just in case the plan isn’t ready by 2040.
But how effective was the previous 2020 Vision Plan? Not everything proposed in the plan came true, but a good amount of it did and some of the topics still come up to this day, so it wasn’t for naught. Either way, you can start participating now in shaping the future of Key. ⏳
Last week's sales
|KC I 308||1531||2/2||'05 $585k||$960k|
|271 Greenwood||1911||4/3||'14 $1.8m||$2.15m|
|Island Breakers 3D||1335||2/2||'10 $334k||$550k|
|KC III 939||2330||3/3||'15 $2.1m||$1.88m|
|OC RV I 403||1450||2/2||'01 $440k||$969k|
|Ritz 718||378||1/1||'18 $450k||$490k|
|101 Sunrise A403||2213||4/3.5||'15 $1.7m||$1.93m|
|OC CT II 505||2100||2/2.5||'04 $925k||$1.7m|
|699 Glenridge||3100||4/4.5||'97 $645k||$2.85m|
|330 Caribbean||5528||6/7||'11 $2.88m||$4.5m|
|155 Sunrise 5A||2276||4/3||'12 $535k||$1.585m|
|Ocean Ln Plza 709||1460||2/2||'09 $450k||$650k|
|OC CT II 804||2500||3/4.5||'15 $2.58m||$2.85m|
|KC IV 207||1720||3/3||'14 $700k||$850k|
|OC CT I 505||2100||2/2||'99 $580k||$1.128m|
|Island Breakers 6B||1335||2/2||'16 $490k||$525k|
|KC I 163||2604||3/3||'00 $550k||$1.755m|
Sign of the times
Sometimes you just want to sleep on the beach.
One hitter quitter
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